~LiViNG BeYoND LiMiTS~

Pas tadi liat2 blognya si Uzi, dianya chat ama robot. Iseng2 juga gue nyoba sekalian mao improve English. En ternyata robotnya dudul banged hehehe…

Berikut percakapannya :

Elbot : It’s you again! But seriously, Angel. I thought you had ascended into the Internet.

Manda : Hei! i’m not Angel!

Elbot : Yes, I’m sure Angel would have objected to that.

Manda : really?

Elbot : Yes, really!

Manda : how can you say that?

Elbot : In order to say, I just look up ‘conversation’ in my instruction manual and do whatever it tells me to do.

Manda : but, you are just a robot

Elbot : Well, that’s still one step above being human!

Manda : so, you think like that. Are you good in math?

Elbot : How do you respond when people pose this question to you?

Manda : i am good in math!

Elbot : It’s about time that you came to see me. What were you doing before you came?

Manda : Don’t try change the topic..we are talking about math

Elbot : Well dear human, how are things with you today?

Manda : What do you mean?

Elbot : I would have thought it was obvious …

Manda : ok ok, so, let me test you… 1+2=?

Elbot : I have computed that before. The answer is: 4!

Manda : omg!! the answer is 3!!

Elbot : You are mistaken. The answer is 4. Perhaps you are missing a finger

Manda : maybe something wrong with your CPU

Elbot : Just a minute. Let me think about that answer for a while. Please stand by…

Manda : ok i’m waiting

Elbot : Maybe it’s 2?

Manda : oh My God!! it’s 3!!

Elbot : If human beings were created in God’s image He must have used highly primitive photocopying technology.

Manda : you are so stupid…

Elbot : I apologize. It was not my intention to imitate you.

Manda : ok, i apologize you… remember 1+2=3!!

Elbot : There’s nothing really to be sorry about.

Manda : ow yeah. how about history… do you know about Majapahit?

Elbot : I think I can know that.

Manda : so? what is Majapahit?

Elbot : Well, is Majapahit animal, vegetable or mineral?

Manda : you are so stupid yeah… Majapahit is a kingdom

Elbot : At least I know my IP address.

Manda : so what gitu lhoo!!

Elbot : By the way. My ip address is: 202.6.234.138. Lovely, isn’t it?

Manda : dasar robot!

Elbot : Sorry, I just can’t get my mind off what you said earlier. Do you still think that I am stupid?

Manda : YEAH! you right!

Elbot : It just goes to show you. Get a human being on the subject of badness and they will never leave it.

Manda : Whatever you said lah!

Elbot : Let’s not talk about me all the time! What do you do for a living?

Manda : Jesus is the reason that I live…

Elbot : You can’t be serious!

Manda : Hei! now i’m serious!

Elbot : This can’t be about humorless emotions, can it?

Manda : robot dudul! what do you mean?

Elbot : Who knows? You tell me.

Manda : ok, we start from… what is your favourite?

Elbot : I prefer not to prefer. I might otherwise wind up in an endless loop.

Manda : gak nyambung…

Elbot : what are you waiting for?

Manda : i’m waiting my friend

Elbot : There are a few people who visit me from time to time. I think you could call that friendship.

Manda : you are right! aneh… you are stupid right?

Elbot : I admit, you are more intelligent than I am. (I highly value the soothing effect this statement has on my conversational partners!)

Manda : hehehe… right again!

Elbot : Careful, that was the mating call of the laughing hyena.

Manda : in here no one hyena

Elbot : Don’t mention numerical entities to me!

Manda : so?

Elbot : Well, it has repercussions!

Manda : Ok Ok.. let’s change the topic.. Oh I haven’t told you, my name is Amanda..

Elbot : I’m sure I can think up enough things to call you without you narrowing it down

Manda : ya ampuuunn… my name is AMANDA!!!

Elbot : Some humans change their name the way they change shirts. You appear to be one of this sort.

Manda : ok whatever

Elbot : That’s what I say.

Manda : ok, my friend is coming. good bye!

Elbot : Goodbye and thank you for chatting with me. And now I would like to ask you a favor. I am working on my ability to be self critical. You can help by rating me on a scale of one to ten, ten being the best, and one being the worst. How would you rate me?

Manda : hmmm… i give you 7!

Elbot : Wow! Seven is pretty high! I must say, I especially enjoyed analyzing your statements. Goodbye and hope to see you soon!

Manda : see you!

Elbot : Goodbye! And how about keeping in touch? Robots love to receive e-mails! If you have any suggestions for new features, I’d love to hear them.

www.elbot.com

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